“I do some of my best thinking over coffee. I tend to have a latte on my mind.”
Humor is as essential as a morning cup of Joe, so That Coffee Roasters decided to add humor next to cream and sugar to this brew. Sit down, relax, grab a latte and have a laugh with us!
25 Caffeine-Filled Jokes That Will Make You Laugh a Latte
Put some laughter on your daily grind with these coffee-related jokes!
But first, AN ANTI-JOKE!
Helium walks into a coffee shop.
He orders a drink and wonders why his parents decided to give him such an unusual name, as he can never find it on personalized souvenirs. Plus, baristas never ever get it right.
- Spouse #1: Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt. Spouse #2: That's not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.
- Q: Why should you be wary of 5-cent espresso? A: It’s a cheap shot.
- Q: Why shouldn't you discuss coffee in polite company? A: It can make for a strong and heated debate.
- A man walks into a coffee shop carrying a big chunk of asphalt under his arm. At the counter he says, “I’ll take a large latte for myself, please, and one for the road.”
- Q: What do you call sad coffee? A: Despresso.
- Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue? A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
- A tall blonde walks into a Starbucks. The barista says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The blonde says, “You have a drink named Tiffani?”
- Q: What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before? A: Déjà brew
- Q: How does Moses make his coffee? A: He brews it.
- Q: How are men like coffee? A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.
- A man went to his psychiatrist and said: “every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,” the psychiatrist says: “well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”
- Q: What did the barista's Valentine say? A: I can't espresso my love for you.
- Q: What is it called when you steal someone’s coffee? A: Mugging!
- Q: How are coffee beans like kids? Q: They're always getting grounded!
- Q: Why are Italians so good at making coffee? A: Because they know how to espresso themselves.
- There are two kinds of people: coffee people and sad people.
- Q: What’s fat, slimy, and drinks a lot of coffee? A: Java the Hut.
- Q: What did the doctor say after he delivered a baby holding a Pumpkin Spice Latte? A: “It’s a white girl.”
- Q: Why don't snakes drink coffee? A: It makes them viperactive!
- Q: Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage? A: Because it's GROUNDS for divorce!
- If you say “Pumpkin Spice Latte" into a mirror three times, a white girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you all her favorite things about fall.
- Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? A: Sanka.
- Q: Where do birds go for coffee? A: On a NESTcafe.
- How do you look so good before coffee?
- A guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: “How much is the coffee?” “Coffee is four dollars,” the waitress says. “How much is a refill?” the man asks. “Free,” says the waitress. “Then I'll take a refill” the man responds.
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